WTF QR CODES

Every one knows all the fine artists are painting QR codes these days.

A QR code by any other name would be just as fucking terrible.

Submitter comment: What have they done to the flowers?

Submitter comment: So… this could get awkward.

I hope that code links to a good place to get ass implants. 

Submitter comment: LA Auto Show, 2011. No further comment necessary.

Hey buddy, could you pass me your spoon when you’re done so I can DIG OUT MY EYES WITH IT?!

Submitter comment: Ad. Mentioned in Los Angeles Times 

HEY HEY HEY! It’s Bill Cosby’s face as a QR code! The only way I support this avatar is if it links to a delicious Jello recipe.

Stats for this QR Code:
15 scans.
47 deaths.

WAS IT WORTH IT? 

Marketing firm says “WHAT WAS THE CONVERSION RATE ON THOSE 15 SCANS?!”

Out of reach? Check. Rotating every 10 seconds? Check. On some weirdly-lit display signage? Check. I think we got ourselves a winner.

Just let me finish my lunch, smooth this baby out and download an app!